Things I never knew . . .

Installment #20

Five things I never knew . . . until I became a teacher:

spelling is inconsequential to understanding someone’s written work
grammar and syntax is inconsequential to understanding someone’s written work
print and handwriting vary–tremendously
writing is an art . . . an abstract modern art to be exact
my ability to decipher writing has no limits

Teacher Humor

“A teacher’s nightmare: Tying a wet shoelace when it has NOT been raining!”

–Unknown

Note: I never tied shoes, even when I taught kindergarten. Among many reasons–this eventually was one! 🤪

Things I never knew . . .

Installment #19:

Five things I never knew . . . until I became a teacher:

anything chewed is suspect . . .
anything wet is suspect . . .
anything sticky is suspect . . .
anything smelly is suspect . . .
anything chewed, wet, sticky, and smelly is a possible code red 😟

Teacher Humor

Being a TEACHER is a lot like being a ROCK STAR:

– You work hard to keep the attention of a distracted crowd.
– Your fans freak out when they see you in public.
– Groupies line up to follow you everywhere.
– You hear your name being called out all the time.

edward-cisneros-KoKAXLKJwhk-unsplash — Photo by Edward Cisneros on Unsplash

**Quote attributed to several sources and images, exact source unknown

Teacher Humor

“Cheers to all of the teachers who give out pencils every single day knowing that they’ll never get them back.”

–Unknown

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